Austin Java Company

February 3rd

The Secret of the Java Company's Carrot Cake:

"I really have no idea. They're made at the Barton Creek location." - Nathan

This is the place to hang out at if you want to be hip and trendy. It has hippy, leafy-green, homegrown cuisine with a funky attitude.

The Austin Java Company's carrot cake has exxxcellent presentation (exxxcellent susposed to be said in the voice of Montgumery Burns) so, we give it a carrot and a half. The frosting carrot on top was two thirds of that rating. Sad.

The carrot cake doesn't have much else going for it. It had more sugar than "New Coke." All that sugar gave us a tooth ache. It has a soggy texture and melts in your mouth (in a bad way) like raw cookie dough. The chocolate drizzle on the plate didn't even do it for me.

The movie "Lost in Space" came on TV while we were writing this. It was more interesting than reviewing bad food. That's how bad the carrot cake was. Don't eat the carrot cake at Austin Java Company. Go watch a bad movie instead.

Blech.

Tips:

• Get it while it's fresh.
• Don't let presentation fool you.
• Polly wants a cracker. Maybe she would like more food.