The General Grant

March 27, 2005 @ 1:01 am

The horn plays the Battle Hymn of the Republic. Take that, General Lee!

General Grant

General Grant

General Grant

Thanks to charger.nl for the original pics.

Replies: 122 Comments

I have a dream of building this car and also picking up a General Lee. Then I would tour drag strips and race tracks around the country with my girlfriend, staging races between the two cars. Up North the General Grant would win, but in the former Confederacy the General Lee would win. I would always drive the losing car, so that my (patient and very indulgent, not to mention hypothetical) girlfriend could win and then remove her helmet to reveal a head of long beautiful hair. Then I could do a double take at having been beaten by a woman, and everyone would get a big laugh. Actually, I think that was the entire plot of about twenty episodes of the Dukes of Hazzard. Anyway, if Jefferson Davis "Boss" Hogg can have an evil twin (Abraham Lincoln Hogg) who drives a black Cadillac instead of a white one, why not the Duke boys? I only need about $20,000 in startup money, who wants to front me some cash?

Nick Baker said on March 27, 2005 @ 4:45 pm

haha, yes its funny. and i knew the real General Lee pictures from the dutch site, because im from Holland. i think its a grate idea to build a General Grant. hopefully it will be build.

Steven van Eck said on July 13, 2005 @ 11:37 am

Not the fastest, not the tightest handling, but there's always somthing special about a charger. Part of it we all know why. This project of yours wasn't just histerical, it's very inventive, and in inspirational earnings of applause. Drivers of NJ sallute you. I'll look into future reguards of making somthing simaler when I customize a charger in one of my games.

Lion Bangcat said on July 25, 2005 @ 6:47 am

That has got to be the most clever thing i have ever seen. though i am a full-blooded texan myself, i have to admit that that is pretty damn cool. and i dont know if yall listened to the horn link hes got above the first picture, but it is work of a pure genius. where did you get that sound, by the way?

Justin "Luke Duke" Gilbreath said on August 23, 2005 @ 9:29 pm

I got the horn sound from a free program called NoteWorthy Composer. The instrument I selected is supposed to be a trombone but it sounds like a car horn, which in this case worked out nicely. Even if I never get the car built, I'd like to have that horn.

Nick Baker said on August 24, 2005 @ 9:45 pm

Cool idea, the only suggestion I'd make is that with the American flag, use the number of stars that the flag had during the civil war, maybe 36, as the flag was in July of 1865 at the wars end.

Michael Bowers said on August 27, 2005 @ 12:25 am

im general lee o1 but another thing the charger is more of a southern car u should get ur on kinda car like a mustang or a northern car just somethin i thought i might add

tyler wright said on January 2, 2006 @ 5:48 pm

btw it will never be as good as the general lee no afence

general lee 01 said on January 2, 2006 @ 5:52 pm

listen here you yankee sumbitch you shoud by ashamed for disgraceing the general lee like that and if i new were you livedid come kick you ass

my name aint important said on January 15, 2006 @ 2:16 am

Hey it looks good but I like the GENERAL LEE better cuz its just origanal

anonymous said on January 17, 2006 @ 8:52 pm

Do u hav shit fer brains you shuld hav yer ass kicked for doing dat to a charger dat woulda made a buteful GENERAL LEE i would rely like to woop yer ass

REBEL 01 said on January 18, 2006 @ 6:40 pm

Oh my gosh, are there really that many retarded red-necks in this world?!?! It's just a car, and a prety clever idea at that. I doubt that any of you 'neck that are threatening to "kick yer ass" could even find your own asses with both hands. Learn to type, learn to spell, and learn to stop hitting on your own cousin's before you post anymore of this garbage that makes all of us true Southerners look like morons.

Georgia Boy said on January 31, 2006 @ 10:17 pm

that general grant car suck

dylan taylor said on February 9, 2006 @ 12:57 pm

What tipe of engen do you have in the general graint.

david said on February 9, 2006 @ 5:24 pm

kiss my ass bitch no a fence

tom said on February 13, 2006 @ 9:33 pm

u disgraced the general lee!! Dats not cool. u fuckin son-of-a-bitch! ill woop your ass in my 1983 Toyota Celica!!

Davis said on February 18, 2006 @ 10:35 am

cool car!!

Toby said on February 18, 2006 @ 10:37 am

You know, I thought I was clever, I just bought a Camaro and have been talking about doing to it what you've done here, and a fantastic job you did if I might add. I mean I thought "what a great idea" but you beat me to it! I'm born and raised in New England but was stationed in Louisiana and hate me some red necks. Good job my friend, now I have to figure out something else to do with the car ...

Defiant said on February 19, 2006 @ 4:06 am

you should make a canadian car. a red and white '69 charger. that would rule. call it "prime minister pearson". due to the era.

not important said on February 24, 2006 @ 6:53 pm

Just on a hunch after lookin at all the gorgeous general lees out there, I searched "the general grant" way to go man I love it, absolutely love it!

TEBON said on March 4, 2006 @ 8:28 am

As much as I love the General Lee I have to say that General Grant rocks. I like the idea about using a time appropriate flag on Grant as well. How about we use todays flag on a new 2006 charger Grant... since the south didn't win Lee will have to stay in the past!

Yankee Dan said on March 7, 2006 @ 11:09 pm

This car will kick the generals ass becaue that is what happened in the war but the General Lee is always the winner

Crazy Nick said on March 10, 2006 @ 11:32 pm

I like that idea.

Big Daddy Coolidge said on March 13, 2006 @ 10:03 am

that is pretty kool. u need to race the general grant against the general lee And take many many pictures.

Harmon said on March 21, 2006 @ 2:20 pm

WHAT IN THE WORLD IS THIS?!?!? I am a true "Dukes of Hazzard" fan and i think this a bunch of bullcrap. John Schneider and his General Lee can easily beat the snot out of that piece of JUNK any day. s***heads.

no name said on March 21, 2006 @ 7:29 pm

Nice i bet this hopped up charger can beat the shit out of the general lee any day. the general lee probably has a 4-cylinder in it, but the general grat has a hemi in it. FUCK YOU JOHN SCHNYDER!! >=-(

nanomamba said on March 21, 2006 @ 7:44 pm

I love what youve done to that charger. I believe it would womp the shit out of the general lee.Screw that stupid yuppie that cant spell. I think you set a fine example, and your car proves that you can do anything with a dream. Just because you have a '69 charger doesnt mean you have to make it a general lee!

Jake Lee said on March 28, 2006 @ 2:31 pm

I think that it would be a pretty even Race. The general Lee does have a hemi in it. The General Grant however i'm unsure of. They should race them both in an even race with two equally Talented Drivers

Harmon said on April 4, 2006 @ 2:12 pm

I love your General Grant. I also love General Lee. I would pick the General Lee any day but General Grant is pretty cool. I think you should make a Johnny Cash Charger. All black! That would rock. And you could put a rainbow on top. ---Johnny Cash and Dukes of Hazzard 01 fan

Melanie said on April 4, 2006 @ 3:12 pm

P.S: You should make your own version of Johnny Cash's song General Lee to go with General Grant. I'm a charger That charges through the night Like an orange bolt of lightning Passing everything in sight I'm the best pal the Duke boys ever had I'm thunder on the highway looking bad, bad, bad I'm a knight Like the kind in shining armor With my polished body gleaming I'm a fighter and a charger If trouble comes your way just ask for me My friends all know me as the General Lee I'm the General Lee A pistol pumping steel belted cavalry I'll never let you down when you're riding with me Buckle up and I'll show you what I mean Take a look back there Sirens going, red lights flashing everywhere We'll cross the field and we'll be running free They'll eat dust with compliments of me The General Lee I'm a hero And that's how I'll make you feel When you're riding shotgun with me And the law is at your heels I'm glory bound but when the chase is done I'll take off through the mountains and have fun, fun, fun I've got style Tearing through the curves Let my flag wave proudly to the people that I serve I'm number one and I will always be The pride of the south they call the General Lee I'm the General Lee A pistol pumping steel belted cavalry I'll never let you down when you're riding with me Buckle up and I'll show you what I mean Take a look back there Sirens going, red lights flashing everywhere I'll jump that pond and we'll be running free And they'll go swimming compliments of me The General Lee The General Lee The General Lee

Melanie said on April 4, 2006 @ 4:11 pm

Dude that car sux! First of all it should have a "10" on the door to be opposite. I realize the significance of "76" but no i'm sorry wrong! General Lee is the original and looks far better and would own that thing any day!

Trunk said on June 1, 2006 @ 11:15 pm

The general Grant would kick lees ass

yankee boy said on June 5, 2006 @ 2:09 pm

Yankee pride all the way

yankee boy said on June 5, 2006 @ 4:19 pm

To all of you stupid fucking rednecks; You really should learn to spell, and to articulate yourselves better. All your dumb-ass rantings show is your lack of education. Or perhaps it's not a lack of education, maybe it's simply the educational system below the Mason-Dixon line is for shit. By the way, below the Mason-Dixon line = Dumb-ass redneck cousin pumping fuckhead. No wonder most of the world thinks we're stupid....Just look at you fucking dumb-ass shit-for-brains.

fuck nut said on June 10, 2006 @ 1:28 am

listen it is not about the fact that this is a car that is trying to copie and make fun of the general - this is about a guy that is trying to stick it to the REAL fans and owners of genaral LEES you know that! and i for won am not going to take this tighp of slap in the face from sombody who thinks that he is better than me or other GENARAL LEE FANS. the truth is that the real GENARAL LEE would beet this car into the ground and leave it in the dust especially with Schnieder driving! no way and I hope that I dont see this car at no car show or on the road anytime in my life because it would siverly be bad. :tough: GENARAL LEES ROCK @ND GENARAL GRANTS KNOCK LONG LIVE THE REEL GENARAL LEE

Billy-Bob said on June 11, 2006 @ 10:40 am

hell ya

yankee boy said on June 11, 2006 @ 6:46 pm

Me an my sister was making luv in the kitchin/bedroom of our trailer house while scrollin tha internet and saw that general grant and it totally ruined the moment. She couldn't even spit her tabaccy she was so hopping mad. You better repaint it to the general lee's colors you yankee

pigpen said on June 11, 2006 @ 10:44 pm

Hmm, a ten would be better than a 76, you're right Trunk. If I ever get around to really making this thing I'll keep it in mind. I think some of the rednecks posting here aren't authentic, but you should see some of the hateful messages I didn't approve. It's just a car people, get over it!

Nick Baker said on June 12, 2006 @ 10:14 pm

Altho I cnt aford a full set o teth and have candy corn in the toth sockets i wood find away to re-paint da car to da proper coloerds

Jamie-sue said on June 13, 2006 @ 9:44 am

Fuck you redneck son-of-bitch

yankee boy said on June 13, 2006 @ 12:22 pm

Hilarious postings but bogus. Check the spacing between the door handle and the #6 of these Photoshop doctored images. I don't even think the paint is correct, it just doesn't look right. And that flag license shouldn't it be a bit higher? Nice posting Pigpen very funny mental image you painted.

sumbitch said on June 13, 2006 @ 2:35 pm

I guess that almost no one else noticed that this is only a photo shop job. It isn't real. If you go to http://www.charger.nl/general_lee.html you will see the original pic of the General Lee that was used to change the colors and add the American flags. If you go down a little less than half way, you will see the picture that he photoshopped. It looks like a lot of people fell for this guys stupid practical joke.

Doctor Who said on June 24, 2006 @ 10:58 pm

Um, duh. I credited charger.nl for the original pics at the top of this page.

Nick Baker said on July 2, 2006 @ 12:46 pm

no really it seid i have a dream of building this car

yankee boy said on July 2, 2006 @ 10:26 pm

I think that Tom guy is full of himself a toyota celica LOL that car can't beat my 1970 Javelin.

yankee boy said on July 5, 2006 @ 12:09 pm

you dumb ass yankees need to find better things to do with your time, i hope your "General Grant" blows up while your girlfriends in it fucking another guy. If you plan to go around "staging drag races" come to Fayettville Drag Strip in North Carolina and ill drive over you piece of shit "General Grant" with my heavy chevy you tree huggin piece of shit, good day sir.

fuck yankees said on July 20, 2006 @ 9:43 pm

yet again the south (aparrentely el literaate) FAILED miserably to rise up again. not only can they not spell, but they cannot imagine that someone would have the skills to photoshop a general lee into a goddamn blue car with an american flag. well, south, better luck next year, eh? also, these postings are too good to be true (esp. "good day sir"). i haven't fallen for thinking the car is real, but i have fallen for the idea that there are real rednecks out there with computers that go around bashing the general grant as if it were a real thing. america, please prove me wrong...

horka horka said on July 25, 2006 @ 9:56 am

Oh yes, the South will Rise Again, just not this year. I can't tell which of these comments are phony either. I think some of the early stuff was legit, but it was so pathetic that it inspired sardonic imitation.

Nick Baker said on July 25, 2006 @ 10:14 am

At least let the north be proud to have won the civil war and make this car the south lost and there proud of it I had relitives that fought for the north and the south I am proud to be a (YANKEE) and a (REBEL).

yankee boy said on July 25, 2006 @ 2:14 pm

Damn, you stole my idea! Earlier today I was talking about how cool it would be to have a 1969 Dodge Charger dubbed "The General Grant" with a horn that played the Battle Hymn of the Republic. Then I could go around to Dukes of Hazzard conventions and mess with people. This is coming from a Tennessean who grew up watching the Dukes of Hazzard! Anyone who gets offended by this would just need to chill out, the war is long over. Plus, the General Lee needs a natural adversary. I hope you get make it one day for real.

Senor Zodiac said on July 25, 2006 @ 5:30 pm

Ya I told my mom i wonted to make a general grant the guy didn't make the car so you could still make it

yankee boy said on July 26, 2006 @ 12:11 pm

The car should be 00 becouse that before 01 and it shoud have the flag from the civil war.

yankee boy said on July 31, 2006 @ 1:58 pm

Hey anypone offended i'm offended? let's KICK HIS ASS!

Bo said on September 14, 2006 @ 8:19 pm

OK the damn war has been over for like 200 years get over it you racist pigs!! I may be a hick from up north but all yalls suck an stop screwin your sisters an get a fuckin life By the way the general grant is awesome an somebody should make one someday an kick all yalls ass haha Oh yeah the south will NEVER rise again so get over it! **use spell check next time idiot! -yankee

Candie said on October 7, 2006 @ 6:35 pm

At least its no mexican flag car.

yankee boy said on October 11, 2006 @ 6:59 pm

Man, I just got to this site and this is one of the best ideas I've ever seen. I say Southern by the grace of God, but I am an American through and through. Hell yeah have an car that is opposite the General Lee. Everyone needs a little competition. Also, by the way, not everyone in the South is ignorant and total dumbass (although there are a lot of them). I'm all for that idea of racing it in the North and South and having the "right" one win respectively. And for those who are getting all riled' up; North, South, we are all Americans. Let's not forget which flag is waving in Washington, and which one we all pledge under.

Big Bad John said on November 6, 2006 @ 7:55 pm

you gouys suck you should never dis the general lee your gay blue car is for girls!!!

dog the hunter said on December 7, 2006 @ 10:14 pm

YOU GUYS ARE ASSHOLES IM FROM THE NORTH AND ALL PEOPLE UP HERE ARE ASSHOLES THAT IS JUST A LITTLE BLUE CHARGER WITH WHATS IN THAT GRANT A 4 LEE SHOULD AND CAN AND WOULD KICK IT ASS

Luke said on December 7, 2006 @ 10:26 pm

So Luke, everybody is an asshole? Please rephrase your argument in a way that does not sound retarded. P.S. Punctuation is a start and I think you left your caps key on.

Big Bad John said on December 14, 2006 @ 12:16 am

What's all the fuss with the General Lee and the General Grant because I'm Tyrone! Bitches.

Tyrone the Freakin' Apocalypse said on December 14, 2006 @ 12:18 am

what the hell where you thinking making the car into a general lee spoff? i only like the horn the rest can kiss my ass

orng2blu said on December 24, 2006 @ 10:53 am

craaaaaaaap spoof not spoff!!!!

orng2blu said on December 24, 2006 @ 10:56 am

You guys do realize the only difference between the two cars is the paint job right?! You assholes are basically making fun of the General Lee when you call this car a piece of shit. Good job douchebags, way to suck hardcore. I'm Tyrone bitches.

Tyrone the Freakin' Apocalypse said on January 2, 2007 @ 1:18 am

This car probably does not exist. Anyone can get a picture off the internet and photoshop it to look different. The General Lee and the General Grant are supposed to opposites, right? Well what would be the opposite of a car?? A TRUCK DUH!! You all are really stupid. My boyfriend is in the process of completeing the REAL General Grant. It should be finished in a few days. Then all of you will shut up because the General Lee cannot compete with the the GENERAL GRANT.

the real thing said on January 10, 2007 @ 9:36 am

This car doesn't exist, as I said above. Cool that you're making a real one, send links to pics!

Nick Baker said on January 11, 2007 @ 10:24 pm

I'm getting tired of you assholes saying that the General Lee couldn't compete with "General Grant." Well, think of this. The General Lee came first, and it could surely beat the hell out of your piece of shit! ps: You put down the General Lee by doing this, and I am very pissed!

Anonamous said on January 15, 2007 @ 7:57 pm

You Stupid Asses who keep saying that the General Grant would kick the General Lee's ass need to shut the fuck up! You know and I know that the General Lee was built to kick other cars asses. Oh yea, shut your mouth "Yankee" because the South WILL rise again!

SOUTHERN BOY said on January 15, 2007 @ 8:08 pm

AMEN Bo, let's KICK THE GUYS ASS WHO MADE GENERAL GRANT!!!!!

SOUTHERN BOY said on January 15, 2007 @ 8:12 pm

Just so yalls know I have already made the General Grant. Made it opposite of the General Lee. My Generals a truck; which is opposite of a car cause real country boys drive trucks. aND it is the General Grant Which is opposite of the General Lee cause he was the Norths leader. with a union flag ontop the one with 35 stars and 13 stripes which came to be after West Virginia was admitted into the union in the middle of the civil war and remain the official flag till almost the end of the war. I choose it because my home state is W.V. My truck runs A 454 big block with 4 barral holley carb, aluminum manifold, with a 400 automatic tranny, Mastercraft G/T Avenger tires, racing rims, dual exaust with glass packs, automatic overdrive, 0-60 in 8.53336 secs all and i will be at the next Duke Feast. all and my racing # is 07 cause seven is considered according to the good book the holy of all #'s.

PBR Champ said on January 22, 2007 @ 1:52 pm

damn PBR champ put some pics on here so we can see it yankee pride

yankee boy said on January 29, 2007 @ 10:28 pm

Hey PBR Champ, It's o.k that you made the General Grant, but don't rub it in our face like that " Yankee " bitch keeps doing. AND its good that you pulled the number out of the Bible, that makes a good story to add to the value!

SOUTHERN BOY said on February 4, 2007 @ 4:41 pm

Hey! PBR Champ doesn't have to put pics on here if he doesn't want to " Yankee ". By the way, shut your damn mouth, I'm getting tired of you putting down the South.

SOUTHERN BOY said on February 6, 2007 @ 5:37 pm

Hey Georgia Boy, I'm from Georgia myself, and I don't take it very kindly of you making ALL OF US look like dumb jackasses. Now, it sounds like you're putting us down, and if i knew where you lived, I would do something about it. AND, you ain't no real Southerner if you say that about us, We don't fuck our cousins, O.K!!! So get it right, or the only thing that will be put down, is your face in the TRUE Southern dirt!

SOUTHERN BOY said on February 6, 2007 @ 5:46 pm

I was reading half of these comments and I noticed alot of stupid stuff.First, the only difference between the cars is the paint job.Second, this was created on PhotoShop.Third,the General Lee does not have a 4 cylinder or a Hemi.It has a 440 c.i.Also, you people need to learn how to spell.All you're proving is how damn dumb you are.And why are you people getting all mad, it's just a dang car!It might be an insult to the Southerners, and personally,I think the General is an impressive car.It is probably the most popular television car of all time, and it would be a good race if you happened to race them, because they probably have the same motor in.

Ryan said on February 10, 2007 @ 9:51 pm

Hey "No Name"! You said that the General Lee probably has a four cylinder in it and you said "Fuck John Schneider!"First, John's General Lee has a 528 Hemi c.i. in it.Here is a link to a pic of his car: http://www.cpwclub.com/GeneralLee.jpg

Ryan said on February 10, 2007 @ 10:09 pm

Hey southern boy i was born in new york but live in florida and support thr rebel flag and the south i would never put it down i waer the rebel flag

yankee boy said on February 13, 2007 @ 10:03 pm

Did anybody else notcie that on picture at the very top that the car has the original 10-spoke Vector rims and the last picture has incorrect Vectors on it???

Ryan said on February 15, 2007 @ 7:48 pm

One more thing......When you people talk crap about this car you are talking crap about the General Lee.Listen up dumbasses, this car is a General Lee....They took this car to Photoshop to make it....Click on the link below the pics above and there are a few pics on the list that may look a little familiar retards!

Ryan said on February 15, 2007 @ 8:01 pm

Hey Ryan, I read your comments, and I know where you're coming from. But there's alot of disrespect to the General Lee here, and true dukes fans won't let it happen. By the way, I like the pic of Johns General!

SOUTHERN BOY said on February 16, 2007 @ 7:02 pm

in that show smallville they painted a general lee blue and john schneider drove it

yankee boy said on March 3, 2007 @ 10:58 am

Hey SOUTHERN BOY, True about the disrepect!I love the Dukes of Hazzard and it pisses me off that everybody is disrespecting the General Lee. The General Lee is probably one of the most famous Chargers and most famous television vehicles.The General Grant was i great idea, but the General Lee is better in my opinion.Keep in mind, I am from up North

Ryan said on March 7, 2007 @ 6:45 pm

Hey Big Bad John, I agree.The South and North, same through and through, we're all Americans!

Ryan said on March 7, 2007 @ 6:47 pm

what does the 76 stand for you carpetbagger?

Curious said on March 9, 2007 @ 8:17 am

You think that piece of crap general grant could atually beat the general lee? you must be out of your freakin' mind! the general lee could whoop grants ass! and why the hell is it purple? are you gay? or do you just like the tellytubbies? dont be disrespecting the general lee anymore. Us duke fans dont take well to that.

Duke 01 said on March 9, 2007 @ 8:46 am

Hey, I went to Cooters in Gatlinburg, and saw a original General. It was pretty cool. But remember this City Slicks, even though it is 35 years old, it could still whoop the General Grants ass!

SOUTHERN BOY said on March 12, 2007 @ 10:26 pm

Hey Yankee, Listen to what you said, " I was born in New York." True Southerners are born below the Mason-Dixon Line. You couldn't be a southerner if your life depended on it. AND, even though you live in Florida, doesn't change a DAMN thing about the true northerner you are! Have a good day!

SOUTHERN BOY said on March 13, 2007 @ 10:23 pm

hey southern boy i know that i can't change my nothern heritage but i still support the south

yankee boy said on March 14, 2007 @ 11:08 pm

the general grant socks the general lee is the law and the general lee is so much better that this trash called general grant GENERAL LEE 4 EVER GENERAL GRANT SOCKS ITS A COPY OF A UNIQUE CAR CALLED GENERAL LEE AND THE GENERAL LEE COULD WON IN A RACE AGANIST THE FUCKING GENERAL GRANT **GENERAL LEE IS THE BEST** **GENERAL LEE 4 EVER**

(01**aRtUr0**01) said on March 16, 2007 @ 7:38 pm

Bullshit Yankee, You couldn't be Southern if your life depended on it, besides, you support the " General Grant ", so you don't stand a chance!

SOUTHERN BOY said on March 18, 2007 @ 2:56 pm

you need a sponge and a bucket of water

jack nelson said on March 19, 2007 @ 12:45 pm

why the fuck do you have a 50 star flag on the top it should be 13 anyways and that car fucking blows you yankee peace of fucking shit

true rebel said on March 19, 2007 @ 12:49 pm

get a history lesson you dumb yankees your the resist ones your the ones who hung all those slaves. this car sucks you should be put in jail for copying off the general lee. whats up with the purple are you people gay now, its bad enough you think your country.

dreew said on March 23, 2007 @ 8:01 pm

cool idea, to those of you that say general lee would kick general grant I say it depends on the driver, the top speed, the acceleration , the engine, and other things to. I'm a Norwegian so please don't complain about my language skills.

manufan-13 said on March 25, 2007 @ 4:23 pm

hey nick! i'm not really sure, but are these people for real? are you adding all of these posts? these are not real people. do they really think the general grant exists? anyway, thought i'd say that your blog post has successfully uncovered the nation's deepest, darkest id - that of a seven-year-old child with a rat-tail and a dirty mesh sports jersey who cannot spell or distinguish reality from fiction, but somehow logged on to the internet and found this website and felt compelled to respond by clicking the keys in front of them in succession in an unsuccessful attempt to communicate. southern or not, these chumps are chimps.

jacob said on March 27, 2007 @ 1:13 pm

btw: go general grant!

jacob said on March 27, 2007 @ 1:14 pm

Yes, the comments on this post (which are all submitted by actual visitors) speak to a deep need in this country for improved information literacy. However, I must admit to some amusement at watching the monkeys hurl poorly worded insults at each other.

Nick Baker said on March 27, 2007 @ 1:53 pm

The General lee is the sweetest fucking car in the world and it will blow the doors off the general geant any day. Also if the general grant is soo cool then why hasent it been on T.V.

Ron said on March 28, 2007 @ 12:01 am

Hey Nick, The comments on this site prove a point in what we believe, so don't go puttin' our comments down!

SOUTHERN BOY said on April 2, 2007 @ 8:54 pm

well you silly basterd now why would you go and do somthin stupid like that the general aint blue its orange and grow some nuts and do it right you shit head

billybob said on April 16, 2007 @ 1:26 am

This proves that the north is just trying to be like the SOUTH, not going to happen. (south is to good)

Rebel said on April 16, 2007 @ 10:39 pm

Yankee boy should be shot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rebel said on April 16, 2007 @ 10:51 pm

If you live above the mason dixon line you are nothing but a fucking Yankee who needs to have their fucking ass beat.

Rebel said on April 17, 2007 @ 5:53 pm

Ass holes, Rebel, your an ass hole but at least you can spell better than these other dumb son of a bitches here.I am above the Mason Dixon.What the hell is this anyway?We're letting fiction tear apart our country.North won the Civil War-so what?The North probably had slaves too.We're all Americans-what happened in the past shouldn't let our country be fucked up.Still the General Lee is better though.It's original.Oh-one more thing .To all you color blind bastards the car is blue not purple!The coolest person here is SOUTHERN BOY because he is not dumb and has common sense.Rock on man! Long live the GENERAL LEE!

Ryan said on April 20, 2007 @ 5:36 pm

By the way SOUTHERN BOY, do you have an e-mail address? If you do tell me it please.We can e-mail each other if you want.

Ryan said on April 20, 2007 @ 5:38 pm

AMEN REBEL!!!!! I've been on this site for a while and have been the only one putting Yankee's ass down. Thank You for supporting us Southerners!

SOUTHERN BOY said on April 20, 2007 @ 10:47 pm

shooot whats wrong with yall you sum bitch need to reeliz that its the genral lee not that yankee shit so you get that straight or ill get the ol shoooter out!!

Git R Done said on April 24, 2007 @ 1:37 am

I know only two tunes: one of them is "Yankee Doodle," and the other isn't.

U.S. Grant said on April 24, 2007 @ 2:43 pm

That is so Ugly!! Yankees suck!!

Greevis01 said on April 28, 2007 @ 1:08 pm

Ryan, do you want your ass kicked, I am sure SOUTHERN BOY would help me.(not that i would need it.) But he would probably like to anyway. Oh yea, Instead of worrying about our spelling why dont you worry about your fucking grammer.

Rebel said on May 1, 2007 @ 9:06 pm

hey, i think that is a good idea, but was it really worth pissin off every one in the good ol south, now that i think about it your startin to piss me off.but as much as i and every one in the south hates to admit it it still kicks a little bit of ass.

real rebel said on May 16, 2007 @ 9:04 pm

Oh and ryan kiss my back porch sittin,moonshine sippin,baccer juice spittin ass...

real rebel said on May 16, 2007 @ 9:11 pm

i may be from the north, but the general lee is all american. the general grant was a waste of your time bub. and a waste of a 1969 charger. go drive it off a cliff and do every one a favor.

redneck157 said on June 22, 2007 @ 12:11 pm

RIP OF!!!!

WTF said on June 30, 2007 @ 2:33 am

that is extrmley ingenus genaral lee was the nations favorite car but intead of you just copying the lee you brought it up to the next leval.great car love it.

Mathew Creswick said on July 1, 2007 @ 7:25 pm

it would be funny to take it to dukes fest but dont use a charger use a roadrunner or what ever the plymouth verson of the charger is so it doesn't look like a trader

josh said on July 15, 2007 @ 7:11 pm

oh and im as southern as a yardsale but i think them damn yankees need a mascot or somthing to make them feel special (my bud adam and i were thinking about doing the same thing but use a roadrunner and have the number be 10 instead of 01)

josh said on July 15, 2007 @ 7:16 pm

F*** you you self centered yankees your not smarter than redneckes your just educated in diffrent things...Oh, you don't talk to perty yoursleves so shut the f*** up

josh said on July 15, 2007 @ 8:58 pm

north got the war, south got nascar i don't hat all yankees just the ones that think that they're better than southerners picture... the world without the south, scary huh?

josh said on July 15, 2007 @ 9:04 pm

omg i miss spelled nasscar

josh said on July 15, 2007 @ 9:04 pm

I actually had the same idea, but mine was gonna have a different color sheme, and the plate would say butcher, instead of the american flag. the pic on the hood is awsome, but i think the number should be 00.

Marcus Brockett said on July 23, 2007 @ 10:49 pm

general grant can kiss my ass you copyright bitch they day the general grant can beat the general lee in popularity and in speed is the day george bush becomes president which is never

Kevin morgan said on September 3, 2007 @ 10:56 am

u yuppies are the reason my tools dont rust

jto said on September 9, 2007 @ 7:20 am