France Bashing

April 5, 2004 @ 2:13 pm

I hate France bashing but this is pretty funny:

Sources report that the French Government announced yesterday that in light of recent terror attacks France has raised its terror alert level from "run" to "hide." The only two higher levels in France are "surrender" and "collaborate."

And on eBay: French military rifle in near-mint condition. Never fired, dropped once.