I Cannot Fly
June 25, 2004 @ 12:50 pm
This quote from a mental patient struck me as amusingly absurd."I would like to dispel any untrue rumors about me. I am not edible. I cannot fly. I cannot use telekinesis. My brain is not large enough to destroy the entire world when unfolded. I did not teach my long-haired guinea pig Chronos to eat everything in sight (that is the nature of the long-haired guinea pig)."
