In My Dreams!

February 14, 2006 @ 2:20 pm

So I had a dream last night about Britney Spears and the Spice Girls, in which everything made perfect sense until I woke up.

The Dream Spice Girls - Britney, Baby, Posh, etc.

In my dream there were only four Spice Girls and they were fronted by Britney Spears instead of Ginger Spice. Baby and Posh were there too, but I was only vaguely aware of a fourth member. I was telling someone how I only listened to the "original" four-member group and wasn't interested in their music once they added a fifth member.

Then I started talking about the inevitable reunion tour, arguing that they would have one eventually even if they swore they never would. I figured once their solo careers start to slow down and some record exec drove a dumptruck full of money up to their door they would reconsider. As proof of this phenomenon, I cited the Beach Boys and the Beatles.

Then I woke up and remembered that I actually prefer the five-member group, that Britney never fronted for them, and that the Beatles never did a reunion tour. But other than that it was just like real life.

And just as an aside, what the hell is Britney wearing? It looks like she got caught in a combine.

Replies: 30 Comments

hello!!! you didn't even mention at all Scary Spice, the hottest of them all.

hottttt!!!

eliz said on February 14, 2006 @ 10:53 pm

they've all got some pretty serious problems there, baby is incontinent, posh forgot the golden rule about tumble drying your dry clean only dress and "etc" appears to have broken her ankle. i kinda want britneys denim stiletto heels. i'm not going to lie. .m

miranda said on February 15, 2006 @ 12:12 pm

do you know that i can't see the comments when i click on "comments" ... just an fyi. i tried on firefox and ie.

eliz said on February 16, 2006 @ 1:29 pm

You won't see anything until I approve your post, and I'm not so sure I want to. Scary Spice? Give me a break! She's got nothing on Posh.

Nick Baker said on February 17, 2006 @ 10:13 am

Posh is skanklish. Ginger's the best!

srah said on February 17, 2006 @ 10:25 am

eh, i couldn't see any comments! but now they're all there. and i cannot believe you prefer posh. ew! as far as i'm concerned a man who goes for this:

doesn't respect himself. unless he's david beckham, in which case he's a god and it doesn't matter.

eliz said on February 18, 2006 @ 6:31 pm

Luckily I don't respect myself...

J said on February 22, 2006 @ 8:19 pm

Me neither. If that's the product of low self esteem, bring it on!

Nick Baker said on March 28, 2006 @ 1:24 am

The Spice Girls Should Get back together! as the indivuals they were not all plastic wanabes I LoveThe Spice Girls 4 eva

Jaala said on August 2, 2006 @ 4:02 am

I used to be a Spice Girl fan. Originally there were 5 Spice Girls - Posh, Baby, Scary, Sporty & Ginger. It wasn't until they had some fall-out with Geri having a hard time coping with breast cancer and the rest of the group not giving her enough attention on that behalf, when they became only 4 girls and Geri called it quits. Although Britney would make a good substitute for Geri since neither can really sing but both attract enough attention via their goodies, Britney's music is much better than the Spice Girls' seeing as it makes more sense. I mean, half the things the Spice Girls sang I didn't understand, it was all just piles of words thrown together to blend in with the melody. Just my opinion. :p

me said on August 24, 2006 @ 10:31 am

Their third album (released on 6 November 2000) is different, with very good lyrics...

Marcello said on September 24, 2006 @ 8:50 am

I was a spice girl fan did geri have breat cancer i didnt no any way i rekon the shoul reconcider getting bak to gether

brano said on October 3, 2006 @ 11:33 pm

i love the spice girls forever i used to listen to thier music so much that theese days when i hear a song i can sing along no problem n e wayz my point is that i miss them and they should regroup and make more good music my favorite is geri cuz shes pretty and sexy and 1 of a kind

michelle said on October 9, 2006 @ 2:40 am

No, I'm going to stick with the originals. Sorry Marcello, you have bad taste.

Nick Baker said on October 10, 2006 @ 6:40 pm

Britney is too much garbage, she's trash... how dare you to put her in the best girlband of te world??? Death to Britney.. Britney sucks forever!!!

Angel Venezuela said on October 18, 2006 @ 7:33 pm

i absolutly adore them you r not real fans if you hate them.. only kidding you would have to be on pot to think there good singers

branothatsbetterthenthatotherone said on October 25, 2006 @ 3:54 am

Grow up!! How old are you, 13? For the last 10 years? They had their five seconds of fame. Sounds like New Kids on the Block to me, and the never did anything together again. Where Are They Now? In a trailer on welfare?

jenni b said on November 14, 2006 @ 8:32 pm

I love the Spice Girls----they are so hot and my favorite is definatly Victoria Beckham. They really should get back together.

DEon Smith said on November 15, 2006 @ 2:12 pm

I also have been dying for the Spice Girls to come back. I loved them and would love to see them reunited, even just for one CD or performance.

Ashley B said on November 26, 2006 @ 1:58 pm

hello every body, i think that the spice girls sing very good, but britney is far better, i hate victoria because i love david beckham, (now i am ok), well see you....

***kristina*** said on December 5, 2006 @ 5:41 pm

How random is this site? lol

dave said on December 27, 2006 @ 12:00 pm

hi everyone.....girl power!!!! i really really love the spice girls....forever....i also like britney but she is really far from the spice girls coz they r the best......that's it!

dexie said on December 28, 2006 @ 12:29 pm

yeahhh.....i really hope that the spice girls will come back together again.....With geri offcourse...i love them soooo much..hehehehe

dexie said on December 28, 2006 @ 12:32 pm

spice girls rules!

dexie said on December 28, 2006 @ 12:34 pm

LISTEN TO ALL OF U HATERS OUT THERE THE SPICE GIRLS WOULDN'T BE NOTHING WITHOUT SCARY!!!!!!!!! TO TELL U THE TRUTH BRITTENY SPEARS CAN GO TO HELL I HATE HER!!!!!!! HOW DARE U PUT A SLUT IN THEH PLACE OF A MOST FAVORITE OF THEM ALL SCARY SPICE!!!!!!! THERE IS NOONE LIKE HER AND NEVER WILL BE!!!!!!!!!

alysse said on February 9, 2007 @ 11:27 am

There all great! my fav is sporty, dang i wonder if she would race me on the track. lets go mel. nah just kidding. scary spice is also cool. baby, posh, geri, stay cool, reunite someday girls. sporty U rule. *!*shaina*!*

shayshay said on February 16, 2007 @ 6:08 am

my favourite song is stop right nowi know how to sing all your songs every time i hear your song i have to get up and dance

karly said on February 22, 2007 @ 12:50 pm

Spice girls you sing asome I like how you sing and you look very very pretty spice girls.You are the best singers.You sing nice mama.You sing nice but really really nice.

jane gomez said on March 27, 2007 @ 12:05 am

your dream was stupid. britney is a multi-billion dollar act on her own, pretty sure she would never be part of an ensemble. nice try. go back to sleep.

Robin said on April 4, 2007 @ 7:21 pm

Woooooow some of the comments that people left were flipping retarded. It was JUST a dream. It's not like he pushed Geri and Mel B out of there or something! Get real people! And learn English!

Ashley said on June 7, 2007 @ 5:39 pm